“Intimate Flavors,
Or: Using Taste to Access Your Romantic Urges”
Not all flavors are created equal. When you’re looking for
ways to spice up your love life, there are good ideas and, let’s just say
*risky* ideas (Hey, we never said you shouldn’t introduce bacon into your love
life! Whatever floats your boat!). Below are the flavors of Body Candy Edible
Body Products’ lickable body glazes.
“Chocolate is the
symbol of love.”
-Mike “Scott” Holmes, The Room (2003)
According to historians, before a night of lovemaking, Aztec
men drank xocolatl from golden cups, maintaining that the cacao powder it
contained made men more virile and desirable to women. After the Spanish
conquest, love of chocolate spread far and wide, as did love with chocolate. There’s no arguing with
conventional wisdom.
Body Candy Edible Body Products’ Chocolate Ecstasy is a
specially formulated chocolate flavor that ignites passion when licked. Like
all of our products, the flavor is concentrated to enhance the flavor when
applied to skin.
In 2013, a study was conducted by Travelodge, in which room
color was correlated with frequency of sex. Sure, yellow blue and green tones
were determined to be the most relaxing, but “caramel colored” rooms, they said
(and we swear we’re not making this up) are the most conducive to sex. Even red
couldn’t hold a candle to caramel.
(From Google Trends. Generated 7-20-2013)
The secret of caramel’s sexiness remains to be unlocked, but
as you can see from the graph above, searches for “salt and caramel” have
skyrocketed in the past few years. We’ve definitely taken notice of this
amazing flavor combination and decided to help you bring it to your bedroom. We
supply the caramel flavor in the form of Caramel Orgasm. Your partner’s body
provides the salt.
It’s no wonder strawberries have a reputation for romance,
they wear their reproductive symbols - their seeds, of course - right on their
outer skin. Whole strawberries are one of the foods most readily associated
with sex, but store bought strawberries these days tend to be overly tart and
disappointing. Combine our always sweet Strawberry Sensation flavor with
chocolate for the sexy chocolate-covered strawberry experience.
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