Monday, August 12, 2013

Intimate Flavors

“Intimate Flavors, Or: Using Taste to Access Your Romantic Urges”

Not all flavors are created equal. When you’re looking for ways to spice up your love life, there are good ideas and, let’s just say *risky* ideas (Hey, we never said you shouldn’t introduce bacon into your love life! Whatever floats your boat!). Below are the flavors of Body Candy Edible Body Products’ lickable body glazes.

Chocolate Ecstasy:
“Chocolate is the symbol of love.”
-Mike “Scott” Holmes, The Room (2003)

According to historians, before a night of lovemaking, Aztec men drank xocolatl from golden cups, maintaining that the cacao powder it contained made men more virile and desirable to women. After the Spanish conquest, love of chocolate spread far and wide, as did love with chocolate. There’s no arguing with conventional wisdom.

Body Candy Edible Body Products’ Chocolate Ecstasy is a specially formulated chocolate flavor that ignites passion when licked. Like all of our products, the flavor is concentrated to enhance the flavor when applied to skin.

Caramel Orgasm

In 2013, a study was conducted by Travelodge, in which room color was correlated with frequency of sex. Sure, yellow blue and green tones were determined to be the most relaxing, but “caramel colored” rooms, they said (and we swear we’re not making this up) are the most conducive to sex. Even red couldn’t hold a candle to caramel.

(From Google Trends. Generated 7-20-2013)

The secret of caramel’s sexiness remains to be unlocked, but as you can see from the graph above, searches for “salt and caramel” have skyrocketed in the past few years. We’ve definitely taken notice of this amazing flavor combination and decided to help you bring it to your bedroom. We supply the caramel flavor in the form of Caramel Orgasm. Your partner’s body provides the salt.

Strawberry Sensation

It’s no wonder strawberries have a reputation for romance, they wear their reproductive symbols - their seeds, of course - right on their outer skin. Whole strawberries are one of the foods most readily associated with sex, but store bought strawberries these days tend to be overly tart and disappointing. Combine our always sweet Strawberry Sensation flavor with chocolate for the sexy chocolate-covered strawberry experience.

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